Take A Bath In The Alberta Oilsands Bitumen!!!

Wow. Much relax. So bitumen.

In one of the strangest articles I’ve ever read, an Alberta man, Buff Parry, wants to open a bitumen spa resort in Fort McMurray.

Seriously… In an interview with Alberta Huffington Post, Parry says it makes a lot of sense to people who have been to the Dead Sea and smothered that salty black mud all over their bodies. But bitumen isss…. A liiiiiiiittle different.

Parry says,

“Considering our economy and considering there’s a real, untapped knowledge reserve here concerning the historical traditional uses of bitumen, you know… maybe something could be developed.”

And apparently one of the minerals in the Dead Sea for YEARS has been bitumen… So maybe this guy is onto something??

Would you take a nice relaxing bath in the black ooze that is bitumen????

Check out the full (very strange) article ~*~HERE~*~

MARY