Licking Donuts Cost Ariana Grande A White House Performance

Or does the White House just hate donuts????

This time last year came an extremely shocking and traumatizing event for everyone in America, and across the world. Ariana Grande LICKED. A. DONUT.

Well in a result of that insanely SHOCKING event (this is my internet sarcasm), it actually became a national incident when the White House said she was “unfit to perform” at an upcoming gala. Yes, licking a donut cost Ariana Grande a chance to perform at a White House Gala.

But what I’m really worried about is, this was revealed because of White House email leaks!?!?!? If there are White House email leaks… None of us are safe.

MARY