Kanye West Wrote A Poem About McDonald's & It's Amazingly Awful

“I don’t trust no food that smells that good, man”.

Oh, Kanye. You get me.

After the longest wait of fan’s lives, Frank Ocean finally dropped a new album, titled “Blonde“, not the anticipated “Boys Don’t Cry“. In a surprise for fans, Boys Don’t Cry turned out to be a magazine to accompany the release of his album. Included in the ‘zine, a poem about McDonald’s written by none other than Kanye West.

KANYE WROTE A RAP ABOUT MCDONALDS FOR FRANK’S MAGAZINE, IM DEAD pic.twitter.com/qdr2Ub2YNs

— Jack Dudley (@duddersj) August 21, 2016

Yes, this is real life.

McDonalds man
McDonalds man
The French fries had a plan
The French fries had a plan
The salad bar and the ketchup made a band
Cus the French fries had a plan
The French fries had a plan

McDonalds man
McDonalds
I know them French fries have a plan
I know them French fries have a plan
The cheeseburger and the shakes formed a band
To overthrow the French fries plan
I always knew them French fries was evil man
Smelling all good and shit
I don’t trust no food that smells that good man
I don’t trust it
I just can’t

McDonalds man
McDonalds man
McDonalds, damn
Them French fries look good tho
I knew the diet Coke was jealous of the fries
I knew the McNuggets was jealous of the fries
Even the McRib was jealous of the fries
I could see it through his artificial meat eyes
And he only be there some of the time
Everybody was jealous of them French fries
Except for that one special guy
That smooth apple pie

MARY