EVERYONE ABORT EARTH FOR A PLANET WITH PIZZA POCKETS.

 

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Gene Coleman of Coleman’s Grocery in Newfoundland tweeted, “To be discontinued by McCain in the Very near future. My kids will miss u! #pizzapockets”

 

Gene Coleman @Gene_Coleman

To be discontinued by McCain in the Very near future. My kids will miss u!

Vice has done the digging on this VERY IMPORTANT breaking news and has yet to confirm the report with McCain. They write, “I frantically started to dig deeper for more information. In a bid to get clarification from McCain Foods Canada I instead got a complicated run-around.” 

 

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We theorize that McCain is keeping this discontinuation a secret in an attempt to avoid mass riots across Canada. Stay tuned for more information.

 

~ @IsTylerJordan ~

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