Middle Aged Reporter Reveals The Secret Emoji Codes of Teenage Texting

You will not be able to stop laughing at this guy.

It seems as though kids these days are “ten steps ahead of us” as John Hopperstad says. We’re onto you and your eggplant emojis!

Earlier this week, a reporter for FOX News in Seattle reported on a very serious emoji code language teens speak in, and it is HILARIOUS.

Alright who snitched pic.twitter.com/Y1h0tv8mrg

— B (@Bry_Nap) February 2, 2017

Of course, after the internet got ahold of this media GOLD, they went crazy.

@Bry_Nap

>>>??<<< what does this mean??

-“it could mean laughing”

-“NO NO BUT IT COULD ACTUALLY MEAN PASS ME THE DRUGS” ??? wow

— ?Lisi? (@you_swerve) February 2, 2017

@you_swerve what does ” ?” mean?
– ” maybe a compliment of some sort?”

– ” THATS A GOOD GUESS BUT TO THE KIDS IT MEANS LETS GET WASTED”

— 25 Savage (@StayliveB) February 2, 2017

@Bry_Nap dude I saw the same thing ???? pic.twitter.com/AAziTNM6a7

— nehssa (@NehssaX) February 2, 2017

Parents, please don’t ever think kids do this. Except the eggplant emoji… Because that’s definitely what you think it is.

MARY