First things first… by “huevos” I mean his rocks. You know, his family jewels.

 

Howard Matthew Webb is facing up to 15 years in prison for dipping his wobbly bits into some salsa being delivered to a customer in Maryville. According to video released after the incident, Webb was heard saying “This is what you get when you give an 89-cents tip for an almost 30-minute drive.”

 

Photo courtesy of Blount County Jail

 

Webb was charged with “adulteration of food, liquids, or pharmaceuticals.” If convicted, he could spend up to 15 years in prison and face a fine of up to $10,000. For now, he is behind bars with a $45,000 bond and is due in court on March 12.

 

It’s fair to be upset at customers for an insignificant tip, but let’s be honest, what this guy did was completely NUTS.