FACT: Cadbury Creme Egg Mayo Is Now A Thing

Easter is around the corner and many of us are excited to pound back some Cadbury Creme Eggs. Maybe just not in this form.

This tweet from ‘Heinz’ was NOT an April Fools prank…

We weren’t kidding, Heinz Creme Egg Mayo is a thing! Who wants to try it? OF COURSE YOU DO! Come and see us at Ely’s Yard, Truman Brewery in London from 11th-13th April for free samples of this crazy combo. Only until stocks last! pic.twitter.com/3ZVehv0LJb

— Heinz Mayo (@heinzmayo) April 2, 2019

Cadbury Creme Egg infused coffee or pancakes or pastries would actually sound pretty good, right? But Cadbury Creme Egg mayonnaise??? Needless to say, the Twitter-sphere wasn’t too excited…

Someone needs to have a word with your taste testers. They've lost the plot!

— minxnicki (@minxnicki) April 4, 2019

https://twitter.com/TheAmadisKay/status/1113977037864222721

Okay, a few questions. If one were an American, and, say slightly drunk, and wished to create some facsimile of this on their own, what would the ratio of mayonnaise to candy be?

And how would you describe the texture?

Asking for @chuckwendig.

— Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads (@everywhereist) April 5, 2019