ejector
Who in their right mind would want to wake up this way!?!?!

The Ejector bed is what you need if getting up in the morning is not your thing. Taylors of harrogate asked me to make a wake up device to match their High Voltage coffee so i set about making this wonderful machine which so many of you have requested i build (Like the one that clay inventor with his dog has)

All built by the man named Colin Furze.

— Tyler Jordan — (twitter: @TylerJordanFM)