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Um wait a minute… What???

Another celeb is once again stealing (one of) MY celebrity boyfriend(s).

 

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Lorde and Diplo were spotted after the BRIT Awards holding hands and canoodling. Which… Makes no sense really??? But I guess when do celeb relationships make sense. ALSO, Lorde is 19, Diplo is 37…. Yeah.

 

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Age ain’t nothin’ but a number! But then of course there’s this throwback…

 

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WELL… Like I said, celeb relationships never really make sense. But come on Diplo, if you’re dating a 19 year old WHY AREN’T YOU DATING ME?????

 

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