You Can Now Buy A Chocolate Gun...

ChocolateWeapons.com is a website where you can buy chocolate weapons.
*SHOCKING*

Advertised as “a gift that will melt in your mouth AND in your hand.” Thanks to chocolateweapons.com, you can purchase chocolate handguns, chocolate hand grenades, and even chocolate bullets . They even have a chocolate rifle, because why not. Oh, and they also have chocolate poop, if you want to be very mature. It’s all yours for $29.99.

Call me crazy but I like my chocolate just fine in bar form…

Will you be buying a chocolate gun?

–Tyler Jordan– —@TylerJordanFM—