If you have ever dreamed of trimming a few inches and cutting back your sugar intake, this is probably your worst nightmare. For the rest of us, it’s a magically delicious childhood dream come true!

Many of us spent the majority of our formative years hoping the good folks at General Mills (the breakfast cereal company) would come to their senses and do the right thing: remove those pesky oat-ee, cheerio-ee, health-ee tasting things from our box of Lucky Charms.

Well, thanks to “countless calls, emails, tweets, and Facebook posts”, part of your complete breakfast can be a steady diet of “Pink Hearts, Orange Stars, Yellow Moons, Green Clovers, Blue Diamonds, and Purple Horseshoes!” 

Introducing Lucky Charms Marshmallow!

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WHAT?!?!

WHEN?!?!

WHERE?!?!

HOW?!?!

There is a catch.

And it’s a big one.

Lucky Charms Marshmallow will not be a limited edition item, it will be a next-to-impossible-to-own limited edition. They’re only making 10 boxes and it appears one is already on hold for Kylie Jenner.

So, how can you get your hands on a box? For some really weird reason, here’s Biz Markie to tell you how.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ifyDPw984k